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I just came up with this:
var rootadmin = !codeproject;
Don't ask why. I do not know.
EDIT: And I am "404 Not Found!"
public class SysAdmin: Employee
{
public override void DoWork(IWorkItem item){
if (item.UserType == UserType.NoLearn){
throw new NoIWillNotFixYourComputerException(item.User as Luser);
}else{
ProcessWorkItem(item);
}
}
}
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Zac Greve wrote: And I am "404 Not Found!"
What? Where? <looks around in panic>
cheers
Chris Maunder
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public class SysAdmin: Employee
{
public override void DoWork(IWorkItem item){
if (item.User.Type == UserType.NoLearn){
throw new NoIWillNotFixYourComputerException(new Luser(item.User), "STOP GIVING ME THE SAME ISSUE EVERY 30 SECONDS!!!");
}else{
base.DoWork(item);
}
}
}
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I have 404 reputation points. Clearly, I can never sign in or participate again, lest this number change!
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Where are you? I can't seem to find you.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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I'm sitting at my desk.
edit: yes, I get it
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Me like
Better then orange anyway.
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You're hurting my feelings :P
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Sorry about that.
Anyway it was on purpose
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Shouldn't all the smilies be green here?
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I have always liked it and the color of my name says so.
If I could have all my posts always in green, I would be super happy!
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Are you Lord Percy?
Lord Percy Percy: I've done it, my Lord! I've discovered how to turn things into gold! Pure gold!
Blackadder: You have? Show me!
Lord Percy Percy: [takes lid off melting pot, and Baldrick, Percy and Blackadder are bathed in a green glow] Behold!
Blackadder: Percy... it's green.
Lord Percy Percy: Yes, my Lord!
Blackadder: Now, look, Percy, I don't mean to be pedantic or anything, but the color of gold... is gold. That's why it's called gold. What YOU have discovered, if it has a name, is some... Green.
Lord Percy Percy: [removes lump of Green from pot] Oh, Edmund... can it be true? That I hold here, in my mortal hand, a nugget of purest Green?
Lord Percy Percy: Yes indeed, Percy, except that it's not really a nugget but more of a splat.
Blackadder: Yes, my Lord. A splat today, but tomorrow, who knows, or dares to dream...
Black-Adder II Money (1986)[^]
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SysAdmin Jokes[^]
What's funny here is the color scheme. Looks familiar whilst still being awful. Only a sysadmin would think a hideous green background looks nice.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
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mark merrens wrote: green background
Green ? But everything here is red.
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I personally suggested a win 3.11 HotDog Theme, but I was overruled.
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My eyes... agh! Pink on green, it's like this guy wants everyone to increase their glasses prescription!
The story in the middle gives me heartburn. I can't relate anymore, but the horrors!
Remember, programmers and IT staff are efficient devices that convert junk food and caffeine into products.
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It is a little hard on the eyes, but I think it is better than orange.
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Main linky no worky. (Bad HREF)
public class SysAdmin: Employee
{
public override void DoWork(IWorkItem item){
if (item.UserType == UserType.NoLearn){
throw new NoIWillNotFixYourComputerException(item.User as Luser);
}else{
ProcessWorkItem(item);
}
}
}
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Well I'm here, what can possibly go wrong?
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...a sudden hush descends on the crowds as they all look around,very, very nervously...
cheers
Chris Maunder
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He's over there, at the bar...
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That'sh jusht not fair. Yous alwaysh shaysh I'm at the bar!
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Would you mind not standing on my hand? I can't reach my drink...
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Only the badness of the leprechauns
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